What kind of flowers say I’m sorry for getting semen on the carpet?
i can’t keep my hands off of my girlfriend’s ass. it’s a problem. whenever we’re just chilling in my bed i always have a hand at least resting on it if not squeezing it. it’s just so round and it’s my favorite thing in the world. i literally used it as a pillow for a 4 hour nap the other day. 10/10. whatever deity rules over us must like me.
My twitter is so much more interesting nowadays. ...
this is the only outlet i can say this on without anybody i don’t want seeing it seeing it. that slut from teen mom can take a mother fucking dick like a champ. like she needs to be a professional porn star right? i mean she’s basically one already. the “sex tape” (premeditated porn film) is an absolute A+
it’s been maaaaaad long since ive actually gone on tumblr….whats been happening? why havent more of you unfollowed? i’ve posted like 10 times in the last month and lost like 1 follower…what is that?