May 2013
What kind of flowers say I’m sorry for getting semen on the carpet?
i can’t keep my hands off of my girlfriend’s ass. it’s a problem. whenever we’re just chilling in my bed i always have a hand at least resting on it if not squeezing it. it’s just so round and it’s my favorite thing in the world. i literally used it as a pillow for a 4 hour nap the other day. 10/10. whatever deity rules over us must like me.
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My twitter is so much more interesting nowadays. ...
this is the only outlet i can say this on without anybody i don’t want seeing it seeing it. that slut from teen mom can take a mother fucking dick like a champ. like she needs to be a professional porn star right? i mean she’s basically one already. the “sex tape” (premeditated porn film) is an absolute A+
April 2013
it’s been maaaaaad long since ive actually gone on tumblr….whats been happening? why havent more of you unfollowed? i’ve posted like 10 times in the last month and lost like 1 follower…what is that?
